Hopelessly Hopeless




REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously.

  1. Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies. Their body temperature is too cool to incubate it properly.
  2. Opossums are actually quite gentle and NOCTURNAL, so if they’re roaming, they’ve probably gotten lost, been injured, and are looking for a place to hide.
  3. Young opossums tend to try to climb into garbage cans when they’re starving. This is because THEY ARE LITERALLY STARVING. Don’t fucking shoot them or hit them with things because you wanna be some fucking macho top-of-the-food-chain cocksucker.
  4. Mama possums are amazing mothers and if you encounter an “aggressive” opossum, it’s probably because she’s got babies hanging off her nipple and she’s freaking out. They’re clumsy. Sometimes they don’t hear you coming and  you catch each other off guard.
  5. Wanna lure an opossum off of your property? You can set up a box with some greens and cat kibble in it, hide it well, and lure them out that way. They’re actually quite harmless and keep other predators away. they eat lotsa gross stuff.
  6. Opossum mamas who get hit by cars often still have their helpless babies attached to them. Possums get a bad rep and people say they are “the dumbest animal”, but they are incredible creatures who have been around since the days of fucking dinosaurs so treat them well, okay?


One of my favorite animals!

(Source: micromys, via coyotecomforts)

Wow my favorite person 🐛🐝🐜🐞

Wow my favorite person 🐛🐝🐜🐞

Oh my goodness hello lil guy

Oh my goodness hello lil guy

Yeah, birch (at Lapham Peak Unit, Kettle Moraine State Forest)

Yeah, birch (at Lapham Peak Unit, Kettle Moraine State Forest)

🌿🌾 (at Retzer  Nature Center)

🌿🌾 (at Retzer Nature Center)


i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it

(via blinded91)

"Our moscato is like sipping on liquid gold, deliciously sweet and refreshing with pretty floral aromas. Enjoy with light appetizers or desserts."

I’m in the bathtub with moscato and a bag of baby carrots.