Hopelessly Hopeless

talesofthegrotesqueapples:

I read dead Russian authors, Volumes at a time
I write everything down, except what’s on my mind
'Cause my greatest fear is the sucking sound
Then I know I’ll never get back out

And there’s a bone in my hand that connects to a drink
In a crowded room where the glasses clink
And I’ll buy you a beer and we’ll drink it deep
Because that keeps me from falling asleep

(via 3eb91)

I found a DIY tutorial for fox elbow pads and I’m the happiest camper.

I found a DIY tutorial for fox elbow pads and I’m the happiest camper.

tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either
scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
the idea to put ants on stilts
there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
confused ants


I read the full article and they also took some ants and cut parts of their legs off so

tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either

  • scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
  • the idea to put ants on stilts
  • there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
  • confused ants

I read the full article and they also took some ants and cut parts of their legs off so

(Source: memewhore, via charlie-braun)

Me too 🍕💘

Me too 🍕💘

heckacute:

Instead of asking somebody to marry you, frantically ask them, “Will you hide this tomato for me?” and then hand them a small one. If they do a good job hiding it, it means that they truly care about you and that’s better than marriage could ever be. 

(via soaphie)